Heads Examined

Heads-examined illustration showing a satirical moment where existential dread becomes mutual and legally binding between man and the void
Heads-examined graphic depicting a chaotic mind map, poking fun at the endless stream of half-baked takes and confident misinformation

The Haha of Headlines!

by Simmy Z

by Simmy Z

"IN THE DEPTHS OF AN IDYLLIC NATIONAL PARK, A ONCE SECRET NUCLEAR MISSILE BASE HAS BECOME A TOURIST ATTRACTION"

"Mommy, what does 'Keep out! Risk of Arm . . . ageddon' mean?

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse

"THE POPULATION OF TEXAS IS NEARLY ONE-QUARTER THE NUMBER OF FACTORY WORKERS IN CHINA"

This fact has been shared with two-thirds of the hair stylists in Ethiopia.

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse
Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle
Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle

"NEW RESEARCH REVEALS ORIGIN OF POTATOES"

A gray bin at the back of the lab.

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse
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"Heads Examined!" was launched in January, 2025 to entertain a diverse audience with one-liners triggered by news headlines. We also invite subscribers to submit their own quips, competing for free subscriptions.

Writer "Simmy Z", an immigrant to the US from Britain, is a longtime editor and sometime journalist. He was led to create "Heads Examined!" by his friends persistent hints that he would benefit from developing a sense of humor. He took this suggestion very, very seriously.

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