"83,000 VA EMPLOYEES SLATED TO BE FIRED THIS AFTERNOON”
Musk said 10,000 had been underperforming. That was confirmed by the other 73,000.
"LESOTHO INSULTED AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOBODY HAS HEARD OF THE COUNTRY"
A second country was offended when Trump asked an Interviewer, "Is Australia an herb?"
“U.S. MILITARY DOCTOR LIVED IN A CITY BUILT UNDER ICE. DECADES LATER, HE LEARNED ITS SECRET PURPOSE."
To determine shelf life of bok choy in the absence of a civilian refrigerator.
“MICHAEL JORDAN’S AND KOBE BRYANT’S NBA JERSEYS EXPECTED TO
SELL FOR $10 MILLION A PIECE”
Sold to Harriet Gibbs, elderly Wisconsin heiress. Recently heard about hoops and feared looking dorky on the court.
"'WHAT IS THE CRIME THAT I COMMITTED? FORMER PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT REACTS TO BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY"
Mass murder, clear conscience. See
The Autocrat's Manual of Self-Esteem.
"ELUSIVE CREATURE OF THE DEEP CAN LIVE FOR CENTURIES"
Yeah? And they found that out how, exactly?
"FATHER CAPTURES MOMENT SON WAS SWALLOWED BY HUMPBACK WHALE"
Not that he panicked. The boy was carrying his cell.