Heads Examined

Heads-examined illustration showing a satirical moment where existential dread becomes mutual and legally binding between man and the void
Heads-examined graphic depicting a chaotic mind map, poking fun at the endless stream of half-baked takes and confident misinformation

The Haha of Headlines!

by Simmy Z

by Simmy Z

“Tanking stocks benefit everybody. Corporations shed excess market value. Farmers purchase stock at fire-sale prices. And households gain crucial insights into their past investment decisions. Like the President says, it’s win-win-win.”

Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle

Mortgages available for qualified kids under 6.

Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle

But it's not the burgers. It's the E Coleslaw.

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"Heads Examined!" was launched in January, 2025 to entertain a diverse audience with one-liners triggered by news headlines. We also invite subscribers to submit their own quips, competing for free subscriptions.

Writer "Simmy Z", an immigrant to the US from Britain, is a longtime editor and sometime journalist. He was led to create "Heads Examined!" by his friends persistent hints that he would benefit from developing a sense of humor. He took this suggestion very, very seriously.

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