Heads Examined

"Trump says debating is
an attitude more than
anything."

". . . and they tell me I have more attitude
than any president in history."

"McDonald's ends its trial of
A.I. for taking orders."

Customers complain they were getting coupons for Burger King and a mini-cup of mustard.

"The nation's largest school district could ban cell phones by January."

Inquiry reveals students' chronic dependency on weather forecast.

"Trump claims he was tortured in jail. "

Authorities dlspute this, saying hairpiece was confiscated for only eight minutes

"One of world's strangest birds being raised by puppets."

Ornithologists working hand in glove with con men.

"Supreme Court rejects multimillion-dollar
Purdue Pharma settlement
that shielded Sackler family."

Conservative Justices denounce family values.

"McDonald's ends its trial of
A.I. for taking orders."

Customers complain they were getting coupons for Burger King and a mini-cup of mustard.

"What it's like to be a diplomat."

Forced to recognize there are two sides to every entrée.