"Supreme Court rejects multimillion-dollar Purdue Pharma settlement that shielded Sackler family."
"Conservative Justices denounce family values."
"One of world's strangest birds being raised by puppets."
Ornithologists working hand in glove with con men.
"The nation's largest school district could ban cell phones by January."
Inquiry reveals students' chronic dependency on weather forecast.
"What it's like to be a diplomat."
Forced to recognize there are two sides to every entrée.
"AMERICA'S CATHOLIC CHURCH SEES AN IMMENSE SHIFT TO THE OLD WAYS."
Priests say, "Well, hello again!"
"Trump says debating is an attitude more than anything."
". . . and they tell me I have more attitude than any president in history."
"McDonald's ends its trial of A.I. for taking orders."
Customers complain they were getting coupons for Burger King and a pint of mustard.
"Boeing astronauts stranded on space station."
Despite cost, they'll use Lyft to get back.
"Trumpeter Matthew Muckey files complaint against NY Philharmonic."
Management said he'd been giving orchestra a bad name.
"Trump turns 78, a birthday he wishes "doesn't exist.'"
On first day back in White House, will abolish numbers 79-300.
"Beagle breeder to pay over $35 million in fines."
Well, you can't park a beagle just anywhere.
"Why we're having less sex."
Researchers find the effect doesn't last.
"This Japanese invention let's you speak 36 languages."
34 are ones you make up.
"Biden says he never considered forgoing reelection bid due to age."
"Why would I? Age is only a letter."
"See why this tiny museum in England has more YouTube views than the Louvre."
It shows a loop video of Harry and Meghan yawning.
"New test reveals that mice think like babies."
Of course they do.
What is there to think about?
