Heads Examined

Heads-examined illustration showing a satirical moment where existential dread becomes mutual and legally binding between man and the void
Heads-examined graphic depicting a chaotic mind map, poking fun at the endless stream of half-baked takes and confident misinformation

The Haha of Headlines!

by Simmy Z

by Simmy Z

"IS OPEN AI BUILDING AN EMPIRE OR A RELIGION?"

AI says: "Breathe and rephrase your question."

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse

"NORTH KOREA UNVEILS SHOWCASE RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT (10,000 HOMES)"

Sadly, architects forgot the bathrooms. In opening ceremony, Kim talks for three hours on The Korean Path to Self-Mastery.

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse
Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle
Heads-examined pokes fun at modern politics as a cat seemingly debates whether to run for office or nap through another news cycle

"HOW POPE FRANCIS BECAME AN UNLIKELY FASHION MODEL"

First audience with trans Catholics was a color revelation!

Heads-examined satirical take on how every group chat devolves into chaos, conspiracy theories, and possibly a new world order collapse
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"Heads Examined!" was launched in January, 2025 to entertain a diverse audience with one-liners triggered by news headlines. We also invite subscribers to submit their own quips, competing for free subscriptions.

Writer "Simmy Z", an immigrant to the US from Britain, is a longtime editor and sometime journalist. He was led to create "Heads Examined!" by his friends persistent hints that he would benefit from developing a sense of humor. He took this suggestion very, very seriously.

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